- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

13 =B you just learned something

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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