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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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