whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Rylan Clark

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

How old are you? 7

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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