So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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