- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

there once was a frog with no leggs

men's rights activists

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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