What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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