- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Whose your daddy? Not me

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Women's rights

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A pope meets another one

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