How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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