What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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