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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

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