Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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