Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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