- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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