What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Communism hehe xd

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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