A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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