- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

How you know when dislextic

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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