- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Can anyone Lenin money?

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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