Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Anti Joke

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