how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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