Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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