Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

I will create more jobs for americans

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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