What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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