What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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womens rights

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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