- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Knock Knock Come in

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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