What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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