Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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