- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

bangers and mash?

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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