- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Ehh

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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