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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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