how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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