- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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