- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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