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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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