- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Grace Ackerson

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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