- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Knock knock It's open, come in

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Chris is hairy

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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