Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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