- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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