Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

why did the blue berry cross the road

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

homosexual rights to marriage

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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