What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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