speak now or forever hold your pee

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

It's all Taggart

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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