There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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My cat just died.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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