- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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