- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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