Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

whats 2+2? 4

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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