- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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