- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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