- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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