- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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