Men's rights

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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