- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??