i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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