What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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