What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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