A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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civil rights

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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