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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

time to spruce up!

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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