- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Blacks

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

quantum physics?

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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