- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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