- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

I like that, but why am I happy?

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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