- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Ain't idn't a word.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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