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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why so serious ?

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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