- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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