Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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