- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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