What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What do I hate? people

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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