- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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