- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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