- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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