- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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