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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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