- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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