An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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