An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

My spelling is horrible

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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