Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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