- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Read a Book.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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