What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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