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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How old is victor? Half past dead

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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