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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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