- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What's big and messy? A big mess

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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