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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

A man goes to the potty.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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