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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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