- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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