- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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