What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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