- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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