Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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