- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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