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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

how much fish could a chicken

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Whats 1+1? window!

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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