waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

quantum physics?

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Donald Trump

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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