Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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