- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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