There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What's worse than this That :(

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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