- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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