How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

womens rights.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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