What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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a man makes a bad joke

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Tunechi

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woman's rights

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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