- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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