roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Neither did she.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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woman's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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=3

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Yes

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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