- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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