What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Peas

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A gay man watches football.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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