- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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