What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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