- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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