How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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