Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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