- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Grace Ackerson

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Justin Bieber

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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