Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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