A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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